Be careful where you touch

I hate Mike Reno. Always did. Liked some of his music, so long as I didn't have to look at him. A bandanna does not a cool guy make, asshat. And he is an asshat, capital ass, capital hat.

So, for that reason alone, and my continued ire toward him, I bring you proof from the beyond (okay, from 1983) that Mike Reno was going to pork up eventually.


Catchy song, though.