Tuesday, May 06, 2008

In dischord and rhyme

OMG, david cook is singing "Hungry Like the Wolf" - fine. A lits boring. Nice to see him doing up-tempo, though.

Syesha just sang "Proud Mary" - snore. Simon, as usual, is right.

Jason Castro consistently comes off as a pothead idiot, and this video clip is no exception. This version of "I Shot the Sheriff" is horrible. HORRIBLE. Randy is right, perhaps even being generous. Even Paula is having a hard time spinning this one. C'mon, Simon -- YES! Atrocious. He's completely pegged it as being a bad first round audition. And Jason has to cap it off with "Woo hoo! Bob Marley!"

Archuleta... of course he's singing "Stand By Me" since all he sings are songs that could be hymns in some Unitarian church. 90% of his songs are about god, or could be construed as being about god. He's doing what he does, and doing it well, but I'm bored by it.

"Baba O'effing-Riley"?!? Cook better knock this out of the park. Nice octave change. So far so good, not The Who, but fun. Shitty ending.

Syesha just compared her being in the Top 4 to the civil rights movement.

Jason Castro just proved his stupidity again... AND HE JUST BLEW HIS LYRICS. OMG! Vote him off this show!! If anyone else goes home and that douchebag stays, they should sue.

Archuleta is singing to god again... "You have made my life complete and I love you so."

Paula's extensions look lovely tonight.

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