Don't get caught with your pants down

[Scene: An actual conversation I had at work today...]

HIM: What's the dress code for this one?

ME: Clothed.

H: You'd like them to wear clothes?

M: Preferably.

H: That might be a problem. You see, Ruben is allergic to pants.

M: Oooooh... Kilt?

H: He wears a grass skirt.

M: Can we get him a kilt?

H: I can ask...

M: Maybe something tasteful, in black, or perhaps a nice cocktail gown?

H: I'll talk to him.