We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us

So on tonight's charter, Stila was there doing makeup demonstrations. Normally only the passengers get to do this, but there was a spare moment, so I got all tarted up. Literally. I looked like a Russian gypsy.

When I got home, I told BHE I'd been demonstrated on. He said "Oh, I was wondering why you looked so...." While he searched for a safe word-choice, I supplied "Whore-y?" His response? "I was going to say 'overly made-up' but 'whore-y' works."

Lesson? Do not let them do a makeup demonstration on you in low light.