Why didn't you tell me, Jenny?

PRO: Awesome free massage at my local spa on my birthday, by awesome masseuse Jenny. Very pleasant, a little new agey but in a non-threatening way, and did an excellent job on me.

CON: My head/neck now hurts like a motherfucker. Left side, base of skull, occipital nerve-y. Need drugs. Have any drugs? Send me drugs.*

* Dear FCC or whomever: If it is illegal to say things like "Send me drugs" online, then please just chalk this all up to some funny blog humor. No one reads this anyway, much less has the mode, power, or inclination to send me drugs. If it'd make you feel better, I can post a picture of me in my "Just Say No" tee shirt. Assuming I can get it on because of my pain pain PAIN.