Pass the Dutchie

Dear John Caponera:

Hi. Me again. Still hate your commercials, only now it seems I'm not the only one. Dutchie Caray (Harry's widow) is gunning for you and your bosses at AT&T -- guess when his estate gave permission to use his likeness, they didn't think you were going to make him retarded.

Burn in hell!

Besos, K